Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day?
Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day?
Yes, February 14.
What’s the best part about Valentine’s Day?
The sale on chocolate the next day.
What do single people call Valentine’s Day?
Independence Day.
What’s the difference between you and a calendar?
A calendar has a date for Valentine’s Day.
What did the calculator say to its Valentine?
“You can count on me!”
What would you call it if your aunt ran off to get married?
Antelope.
What is a ram’s favorite song on February 14?
“I Only Have Eyes for Ewe.”
What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel on Valentine’s Day?
“You drive me nuts!”
What did one snake say to the other snake on Valentine’s Day?
“Give me a little hug and a hiss, honey.”
What did one octopus say to the other on Valentine’s Day?
“Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand?”
What do elephants say to one another on Valentine’s Day?
“I love you a ton.”
What did the paper clip say to the magnet on Valentine’s Day?
“I find you very attractive!”
Why did the boy bring a broom to his Valentine’s Day date?
Because he wanted to sweep her off her feet!
Why did the girl bring a ladder to her Valentine’s Day date?
Because she heard love was in the air!
How do chefs show their love?
They whisk you off your feet!
Why did the skeleton break up with his girlfriend before Valentine’s Day?
Because he didn’t have the guts to ask her out!
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