Why would Mark Zuckerberg be a very good taxi driver?
Why would Mark Zuckerberg be a very good taxi driver?
You get in the car and he already knows your name and where you live.
What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?
Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
It’s okay. He woke up.
Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?
It ended in a tie!
What kind of drug should dinosaurs never take?
A steroid.
What did the river say when it saw beavers approaching?
Well I’ll be dammed!
What happens after you have a beautiful girlfriend, a million dollar car, 100 million in your bank account, several houses and a fit body?
You wake up.
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