How social media works…
Your post
“I’m going to eat a biscuit 🙂”
Comments
“Biscuits are bad for you.”
“What brand are they?”
“You should make your own biscuits instead.”
“I just had some vegetables from my vegetable garden, much better than biscuits!”
“Some of us can’t afford this brand!”
“Why am I seeing this on my feed?”
“That’s not how you spell biskuits.”
“My great grandmother made the best biscuits.”
“No, sorry, I do not want diabetes, thank you very much. Do you have diabetes? I bet you must have diabetes by now.”
“Where can I buy these biscuits?”
“Processed rubbish!!!!! 😡”
“Do you mean cookies?”
“I have stopped eating biscuits since I watched a YouTube video and saw they’re made with horse poo.”
“I haven’t eaten a biscuit since being diagnosed with gout in 1972.”
“Recipe please!”
“Why?”
“No banana for scale?”
“Where did you buy that plate from?”
“Hello kind stranger. I came across your profile and I must say I hold a deep respect for you and your content. Please can you DM so we can start a mutual friendship. Bless you dear. 🌹”
“Biscuits were better in my day.”
“Oh I love biscuits! Thank you! Love you!”
Credit to a Facebook post of course…
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