Damage to the car

One day, a blonde entered an auto body shop claiming that she’d suffered extensive damage to her new car.

The mechanic thought he’d have some fun with her, so he told her that she didn’t need him to fix the dents. He said she could fix them herself by blowing into the tailpipe as hard as she could, and they’d all pop out.

The woman went home and proceeded to get down on her hands and knees in the driveway. She was blowing into the pipe as hard as she could and her face was turning purple when another blonde walked by and asked what she was doing.

After hearing the whole story, the second blonde paused for a moment, then exclaimed, “Hello! The windows are down.”

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