A lost dog strays into a jungle.

A lion sees the dog from a distance and thinks, “Hmm, this guy looks edible. Never seen his kind before.”
The lion starts rushing toward the dog menacingly.
The dog notices him just in time and begins to panic. But just as he’s about to run, he spots some bones nearby.
Thinking quickly, the dog exclaims, “Mmm… that was some good lion meat!”
Hearing this, the lion abruptly stops in his tracks and thinks, “Whoa! This guy seems tougher than he looks. I better leave while I still can,” and retreats cautiously.
Up in the treetops, a monkey witnesses the entire scene. Realizing he could gain favor with the lion, the monkey decides to spill the truth. He swings down and tells the lion what really happened.
Furious, the lion growls, “Get on my back! We’ll deal with him together!”
The lion and monkey rush back toward the dog.
Spotting them, the dog panics again, but quickly comes up with another idea.
He shouts loudly, “Where the hell is that monkey? I told him to bring me another lion an hour ago!”
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