Humour — 08 June 2011

With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine
was able to give birth

With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine
was able to give birth.

When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.

‘May I see the new baby?’ I asked.

‘Not yet,’ she said. ‘I’ll make coffee and we can chat for a while first.’

Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, ‘May I see the new baby now?’

‘No, not yet,’ She said.

After another few minutes had elapsed I asked again, ‘May I see the baby now?’

‘No, not yet,’ replied my friend.

Growing very impatient, I asked, ‘Well, when can I see the baby?’

‘When he cries!’ she told me.

‘When he cries?’ I exclaimed. ‘Why do I have to wait until he cries?’

‘Because I forgot where I put him, OK?!’

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