The wife helps her husband install a new computer.
Once it is completed, she tells him to select a password, a word that he’ll always remember.
As the computer asks him to enter it, he looks at his wife and with a macho gesture and a wink in his eye, he selects a word but is annoyed with her reaction, when he selects “penis”.
He hits “enter” to validate the selection, while his wife collapses with laughter and rolls on the floor in hysteria.
The computer replied: “Too short – access denied!”
Credit to Kul Bhushan and Fatima