Humour — 24 August 2013

Confucius Say.
It’s ok to let a fool kiss you, but don’t let a kiss fool you.

Confucius Say.
A kiss is just shopping upstairs for downstairs merchandise.

Confucius Say.
It is better to lose a lover than love a loser.

Confucius Say.
Man with a broken condom is called a Daddy.

Confucius Say.
A drunken man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts.

Confucius Say.
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, and you lose interest.

Confucius Say.
It is much better to want the mate you do not have than to have the mate you do not want.

Confucius Say.
A joke is like sex: neither is any good if you don’t get it.

Credit Jeevan

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