Price Check

Jokes

A woman walks into a large discount store for her weekly shopping.

After picking up a load of items she drives her cart to the cash counter.

As the cashier runs one item after the other through the scanner, he notices that one of her items doesn’t have a tag.

He gets on the intercom and booms out for everybody in the store to hear, “Price check on lane thirteen, Tampax, super size!”

The woman feels a bit embarrassed but it gets worse when obviously somebody in the back of the store misunderstood the word “Tampax” for “thumbtacks.”

In a business-like tone, a voice booms back over the intercom: “Do you want the kind you push in with your thumb or the kind you pound in with a hammer?”

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