A blind guy walks into a bar with a guide dog.
Just as he’s about to order a drink the dog cocks its leg and pisses all over his shoes. The blind guy reaches into his pocket, pulls out a dog biscuit and gives it to the dog.
“Wow, that is so nice of you!” the barman exclaims. “The dog just pissed all over your shoes and you give it a dog biscuit, that’s really heartwarming to see! You must really love that old dog!”
The blind guy replies, “Sorry to disappoint you mate, but I’m just finding out which end is which. The little fucker’s about to get a good hard kick in the bollocks.”
from Bernard Manning
from The Guardian comments