Guy crashes and wakes up two days later in hospital, in traction, his jaw wired shut.
His wife is visiting. The nurse asks her what might make him more comfortable.
“Well, he really likes coffee.”
“Hmm. I’m afraid that might be a choking hazard.”
So they set up an enema and start feeding him.
“Oooo ooo ooo ooo oooo!”
“What’s the matter? Too hot?”
Through clenched teeth, “No, too sweet.”