What is brown and sticky? A stick. What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot. What’s red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry. What’s yellow and invisible? No bananas. What’s the fastest thing on earth? Milk. It’s pasteurised before you see it. From a five year
What is brown and sticky?
A stick.
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
What’s red and sits in the corner?
A naughty strawberry.
What’s yellow and invisible?
No bananas.
What’s the fastest thing on earth?
Milk. It’s pasteurised before you see it.
From a five year old:
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To prove it had guts.
From the same child a few years later:
What’s white, slimy and dribbles down a church spire?
The Coming of the Lord.
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