Humour — 02 August 2014

Mr. and Mrs. Snail are just settling into bed when Mrs. Snail says, “Oh, darling I am getting the worst headache! Would you go into town and get me some aspirin from the shop?”

Mr. Snail sighs and says “Oh, all right.”

Fifty years later, Mrs. Snail hears the front door open and says, “Darling, is that you? Are you back already? Did you bring my aspirin?”

Mr. Snail yells, “For God’s sake woman, get off my back, I haven’t left yet!”

from The Guardian comments

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