Q: When did you hear for the first time of the existence of Switzerland?
In what way does it matter?
I heard of it
four hundred and four years
or four thousand and four years
before Jesus Christ was born –
on the first of January, Monday, six o’clock,
early in the morning.
It was created in front of me;
I am the only witness.
Osho, Socrates Poisoned Again After 25 Centuries, Ch 16, Q 20