The husband comes home from work in the evening.
He sits down in his favourite chair, turns on the TV, and says to his wife, “Quick, bring me a beer before it starts.”
She looks a little puzzled, but pours him a beer.
When he has guzzled it down, he says, “Quick, bring me another beer. It’s gonna start.”
This time she looks a little angry, but brings him another beer. When that is gone, he says, “Quick, another beer before it starts.”
“That’s it!” She blows her top, “You bastard! You waltz in here, flop your fat ass down, don’t even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don’t you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?”
The husband sighs, “Oh shit, it started!”