A little Irishman gets into an elevator, looks up and sees a huge guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little Irishman staring at him. He looks down and says: “7ft tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pounds of testicles, Turner Brown.” The little Irishman faints dead away and falls to
A little Irishman gets into an elevator, looks up and sees a huge guy standing next to him.
The big guy sees the little Irishman staring at him. He looks down and says: “7ft tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pounds of testicles, Turner Brown.”
The little Irishman faints dead away and falls to the floor.
The big guy kneels down, brings him to and asks, “What’s wrong with you?”
In a weak voice the little Irishman asked, “What exactly did you just say to me?”
The big dude replies, “Well, I saw your curious look and I figured I’d just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me, ‘I’m 7ft tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch penis, my testicles weigh 3 pounds each and my name is Turner Brown.'”
The Irishman says: “Turner Brown! Ah, Sweet Jesus… I thought you said, ‘Turn around!'”
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