Ghosts and Skeletons

Jokes

Happy Halloween!

 

Q: Why are ghosts so bad at lying?
A: Because you can see right through them!

Q: What did the ghost say to the other ghost?
A: Do you believe in humans?

Q: What kind of dessert does a ghost like?
A: I scream!

Q: What’s a ghost’s favorite room?
A: The living room!

 

Q: Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to school?
A: His heart wasn’t in it.

Q: Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
A: He didn’t have any guts!

Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road?
A: To get to the body shop.

Q: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the ball?
A: Because he had no-body to go with.

Q: What does a skeleton say before dinner?
A: Bone appetit!

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