Q: Why are ghosts so bad at lying?
A: Because you can see right through them!
Q: What did the ghost say to the other ghost?
A: Do you believe in humans?
Q: What kind of dessert does a ghost like?
A: I scream!
Q: What’s a ghost’s favorite room?
A: The living room!
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to school?
A: His heart wasn’t in it.
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
A: He didn’t have any guts!
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road?
A: To get to the body shop.
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the ball?
A: Because he had no-body to go with.
Q: What does a skeleton say before dinner?
A: Bone appetit!