A woman was reading the ads in the local newspaper.

One caught her attention – it read: “Purebred Police Dog $25.”

Thinking that this was a great bargain, she called and ordered the dog to be delivered.

The next day a van arrived at her home and delivered the mangiest-looking mongrel she had ever seen.

In a rage, she telephoned the man who had placed the ad, “How dare you call that mangy-mutt a purebred police dog?”

“Don’t let his looks deceive you, ma’am,” the man replied.

“He’s in the Secret Service.”

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