The devil visits a lawyer’s office and makes him an offer.
“I can arrange some things for you,” he tells him.
“I’ll increase your income five-fold. Your partners will love you; your clients will respect you; you’ll have four months of vacation each year and live to be a hundred. All I require in return is that your wife’s soul, your children’s souls, and their children’s souls rot in hell for eternity.”
The lawyer thinks for a moment and then asks,
“And what’s the catch?”