Add Some Spice


A frustrated wife wants to spice up her dead sex life.

She goes to a lingerie store and buys a pair of crotchless panties. In the evening she puts them on, pulls over a short skirt, and sits on the sofa opposite her husband.

At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs…

After enough times doing that, her husband finally asks, “Are you wearing crotchless panties?”

“Y-e-e-s,” she answers with a seductive smile.

“Thank f*** for that. I thought you were sitting on the cat.”


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