Big John

Jokes

One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus garage and started his bus.

He drove off along the scenic route without any problems – a few people got on, a few got off, and things went generally well.

At one stop, however, a big hulk of a guy got on. Six feet eight, built like a wrestler, arms hanging down to the ground. He glared at the driver and said, “Big John doesn’t pay!” and sat down at the back.

Did we mention that the driver was five feet three, thin, and basically meek? Well, he was. Naturally, he didn’t argue with Big John, but he wasn’t happy about it. The next day the same thing happened – Big John got on again, made a show of refusing to pay, and sat down. And the next day, and the next.

This grated on the bus driver, who started losing sleep over the way Big John was taking advantage of him. Finally he could stand it no longer. He signed up for body building courses, karate, judo, and more of that good stuff.

By the end of the summer he had become quite strong; what’s more, he felt really good about himself.

On the next Monday Big John once again got on the bus and said, “Big John doesn’t pay!”

The driver stood up, glared back at the passenger, and yelled, “And why not?”

With a surprised look on his face, Big John replied, “Big John has a bus pass.”

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