Humour — 12 April 2017

David, a Jewish boy, and Ali, a Muslim boy, are having a conversation.

Ali: “I’m getting operated on tomorrow.”

David: “Oh? What are they going to do?”

Ali: “Circumcise me!”

David: “Aw, I had that done when I was just a few days old.”

Ali: “Did it hurt?”

David: “Well, I couldn’t walk for a year!”