Nurse Payne

“She’s incredibly mixed up,” moaned Dr Flossbeard. “She does everything absolutely backwards. Just last week, I told her to give a patient 2 milligrams of morphine every 10 hours. She gave him 10 milligrams every 2 hours. He damn near died on us!”

Dr Butts said, “That’s nothing. Earlier this week, I told her to give a patient an enema every 24 hours. She tried to give him 24 enemas in one hour! The guy damn near exploded!”

Suddenly, they hear this blood-curdling scream from down the hall.

“Oh my God!” said Dr Flossbeard, “I just realized I told Nurse Payne to prick Mr. Smith’s boil!”