Humour — 09 March 2018

One evening, Lisa and Fred want to have an early night.

As they settled in bed, Fred gently tapped Lisa on the shoulder and started rubbing her arm.

Lisa turned over and said, “I’m sorry honey, I’ve got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh.”

Hearing that, Fred, rejected, turned over and tried to fall asleep.

A few minutes later, he rolled back over and tapped Lisa again. This time he whispered in her ear, “Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?”