A preacher was lying on his deathbed at the hospital and summoned his doctor and his lawyer.
When they both came, he asked them to sit on either side of his bed.
They sat thus for a long while until the doctor got a bit restless and said, ”You don’t have long on this earth, Reverend. Better tell us why you asked us to come.”
The old preacher stirred himself, wheezed, and said, ”Well, Jesus died between two thieves, and that’s the way I want to go too.”