Humour — 15 October 2018

Kinkaid, the super-rich millionaire, decides to throw a massive party for his fiftieth birthday on his estate in Florida.

After greeting his guests and having had ample liquid refreshments, Kinkaid grabs a microphone and announces to his guests that down in the garden he has a swimming pool with two great white sharks in it. “I will give anything they desire of mine, to the person who swims across that pool.”

So the party continues with no events in the pool, until SUDDENLY, there is a great splash and all the guests of the party run to the pool to see what has happened. They see a man in the pool who is swimming as hard as he can, and the fins come out of the water and the jaws are snapping and this guy just keeps on going and the sharks are gaining on him and this guy reaches the end and gets out of the pool, exhausted and soaked!

The millionaire grabs the microphone again and says, “I am a man of his word, anything of mine I will give, my Ferraris, my house, absolutely anything, for you are the bravest man I have ever seen. So sir what will it be?” asks Kinkaid.

The guy grabs the microphone and says, “Why don’t we start with the name of the moron that pushed me in!”

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