Humour — 31 October 2018

Bert and Joyce, an old couple, hadn’t celebrated Halloween in a long time. This year they decided to dress up and go out.

The old woman went into her bedroom, stripped naked, and tied a string between her legs with a lemon at the end of the string. When she walked out of the room her husband Bert yelled, “You can’t go out like that!”

“I can go out as whatever I want and so can you!” – she yelled back.

Bert nodded and went into his bedroom. Soon he came out naked, with a string tied to his penis and a potato at the end of the string.

Old Joyce said, “You’re going out as that?”

“Yes,” said the old geezer. “If you can go out as a sourpuss, I can go out as a dicktator.”

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