Bert and Joyce, an old couple, hadn’t celebrated Halloween in a long time. This year they decided to dress up and go out.
The old woman went into her bedroom, stripped naked, and tied a string between her legs with a lemon at the end of the string. When she walked out of the room her husband Bert yelled, “You can’t go out like that!”
“I can go out as whatever I want and so can you!” – she yelled back.
Bert nodded and went into his bedroom. Soon he came out naked, with a string tied to his penis and a potato at the end of the string.
Old Joyce said, “You’re going out as that?”
“Yes,” said the old geezer. “If you can go out as a sourpuss, I can go out as a dicktator.”