Jokes — 23 December 2018

Several days before Christmas, Joe, Mason and Kevin were sitting in a bar enjoying a few quiet drinks, when they decided to get in on the Christmas raffle.

Since the raffle was for charity, they bought five tickets each. When the raffle was drawn a few days later, they found out that each of them had won a prize.

Joe won the first prize – a year’s supply of gourmet spaghetti sauce.

Mason was the winner of the second prize – a six month supply of extra-long gourmet spaghetti.

And Kevin won the sixth prize – a toilet brush.

The next time they met at the bar, Kevin asked the others how they were enjoying their prizes.

“Great,” said Joe. “I love spaghetti.”

“Me too,” replied Mason. “And how’s the toilet brush, Kevin?”

“Not so good,” Kevin groaned, “I reckon I’ll go back to toilet paper.”

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