Jokes — 31 January 2019

Kamalesh is walking past a house located in a narrow alley in Rishikesh.

Suddenly, a used condom comes flying out of the second story window and lands squarely on his head. Rather disgusted and absolutely furious, he goes up to the front door and starts pounding on it.

An elderly man opens and inquires what caused him to knock so loudly.

Kamalesh asks, “Who’s in your upstairs room?”

The man replies, “I can’t see how it’s any of your business. Since, you must know, my daughter and intended son-in-law are upstairs.”

Kamalesh hands him the used condom and says, “Well, I just wanted you to know that your intended grandchild just fell out the window!”

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