Kowalski went to see his family physician because his wife had been nagging him about his huge belly.
After the consultation he went to his local pub and over a pint, told his cronies what happened:
“My doctor took one look at my gut and refused to believe that I work out. So I listed the exercises I do every day – jump to conclusions, climb the walls, drag my heels, push my luck, make mountains out of molehills, bend over backward, run around in circles, put my foot in my mouth, go over the edge, and beat around the bush.
“Strangely enough, when I finished telling him, he was enraged and was about to throw his clipboard at me…”