92 year-old Harold went to the doctor to get his annual physical examination.
A few days later the doctor saw to his astonishment old Harold walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm.
At Harold’s next appointment, the doctor said, “You’re really doing great, aren’t you?”
Harold shrugged and replied, “Just doing what you said, ‘Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.’”
The doctor said, “I didn’t say that. I said you got a heart murmur!”