A lawyer and an engineer met on St. Kitts in the Caribbean and were enjoying a drink at the beach bar.
They became friendly and started talking about the reason why they were on the island.
The lawyer said, “I’m here because my house burned down, and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. But the insurance company paid for everything.”
“That’s quite a coincidence,” said the engineer. “I’m here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood, and my insurance company also paid for everything.”
The lawyer looked somewhat bewildered and asked curiously, “How do you start a flood?”