Young Rabbi Herzovitz announces on Sabbath that he won’t renew his contract but move to a larger congregation, who will pay him a better salary.
There is a hush. The congregation is in shock. Nobody wants him to leave.
Sol Epstein, who owns several car dealerships, stands up and proclaims, “If the Rabbi stays, I will provide him with a new Cadillac every 3 years and his wife with a Honda mini-van to help with the children!”
The congregation sighs in appreciation and applauds.
Sam Goldstein, the entrepeneur and investor, stands and says, “If the Rabbi will stay on here, I will personally double his salary and establish a foundation to guarantee his kids get a fine college education!”
More contented sighs and loud applause.
Sadie Goldfarb, age 70, stands and announces with a smile, “If the Rabbi stays, I’ll give him sex!”
Total silence engulfs the congregation.
The Rabbi, blushing, asks her, “Mrs Goldfarb, whatever posessed you to say that?”
Sadie answers, “I just asked my husband how we could help, and he said, ‘Screw the Rabbi.'”
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