Old man Barney walked into the doctor’s office.
He sits down in front of the doctor and says, “Doc, I am so stricken. I have chest pains, headaches, back pains, nausea, arthritis, constipation, stomach cramps, earaches, burning in the eyes, congested lungs…”
“Sir,” says the doctor, “you complain you have so many things. What don’t you have?”
Barney answers, “Teeth.”