Poof!

Jokes

Tom and Anne are both 60 years old and have been married for 40 years.

Man and woman

One day they go for a walk in their Cheltenham suburb and all of a sudden a good fairy stands in front of them and says, “You’ve been married for so long and you’re so cute together, I’ll grant you a wish each.”

Anne is beside herself with joy and wishes for a trip to Thailand. Poof – she’s holding two tickets to Thailand and a five-star hotel voucher for two in her hand.

Tom says, “Wow, that’s one chance in a lifetime!” With a side-glance to his wife he says, ”I’m sorry, darling, but I wish I had a wife who is 30 years younger than me!”

“Are you sure?” asks the fairy.

“Yes!” replies Tom without hesitation.

Poof once more – and he’s 90.

 

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