Perks of being over 70 and pushing 80

Jokes

A list of 12!

old person with headphones

1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.

3. No one expects you to run – anywhere.

4. People call a 8pm and ask, “Did I wake you up?”

5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.

7. Things you buy now won’t wear out.

6. You can eat supper at 5pm.

9. You can live without sex but not our glasses.

10. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.

11. You can’t remember who forwarded you this link.

12. And you notice these are all in Big Print for your convenience.

Credit to Madhuri

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