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Little Dexter is in a class where a new intelligent game has been introduced.

Smart school boy

Every Friday the teacher will ask a question and the first to get the answer right doesn’t have to attend school on Monday.

The first Friday the question is, “How many gallons of water are there in the whole world?”

Not one knows so they all have to turn up at school on Monday.

Next Friday, the question is, “How many grains of sand are there in the whole world?”

Nobody has a clue so they have to go to school on Monday.

By this time little Dexter is getting mad because he wants  Monday off.

So he paints two ping pong balls black and the next Friday, right before the teacher asks the question, he rolls the ping pong balls over the classroom floor towards her.

She asks, “Alright, who’s the comedian with the black balls?”

Dexter quips, “Eddie Murphy! See you on Tuesday!”

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