Two elderly ladies are having an apéritif outside a bistro in Paris.
As they are chatting about the latest gossip, Eloise notices something funny about Esmée’s ear.
She says, “Esmée, do you know you’ve got a suppository in your left ear?”
Esmée replies, “I have? A suppository?”
She pulls it out and stares at it.
Then she says, “Eloise, I’m so glad you saw this. Now I think I know where my hearing aid is!”