Irma Mallory, a 83-year old lady had her annual medical check up.
After her physical examination was finished, the doctor said, “You are in fine shape for your age, Mrs. Mallory, but tell me, do you still have intercourse?”
“Just a minute, I’ll have to ask my husband,” she answered.
She stepped out into the crowded reception room and yelled out loud, “Bob, do we still have intercourse?”
There was a hush. A pin drop silence…
Bob answered impatiently, “If I told you once, Irma, I told you a hundred times… what we have is health coverage from International Horizon!”