One, two, three

So he goes to see his doctor. His doctor prescribes Viagra, but even this doesn’t work for him. Anthony talks about his problem with a friend who informs him of an amazing shaman who he feels sure can help him.

So Anthony visits the shaman who listens to his problem and tells him that he can certainly help him. The shaman throws a white powder onto the flame of a burning candle. There is a huge flash and billowing blue smoke. Then the shaman tells Fred, “There, that should work for you. But be warned, it will only work once a year. All you have to do when you are ready to make love is to say, ‘one, two, three,’ and it will rise for as long as you wish.”

Anthony asks, “But how do I get it to come down again when I have finished making love?” The shaman replies, “Either you or your wife can say, ‘one, two, three, four’ and it will then go down again. But do remember, it will only work once per year.”

That night, Anthony has a shower and then he has a shave and slaps plenty of after shave onto his face. He slides into bed and cuddles up to his wife and says, “one, two, three.” His wife looks at him and asks, “What did you say one, two, three for?”