Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know “why” I look this way. I’ve traveled a long way and some of the roads weren’t paved.
I don’t know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.
The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.
One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young.
Old age is when former classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald, they don’t recognize you.
When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.
If you don’t learn to laugh at trouble, you won’t have anything to laugh at when you are old.