The Pope had become very ill and many doctors were called to see him.
None of them could figure out how to cure him. Finally an old physician was brought in, who stated that he could help. After about an hour’s examination he came out the bedroom and told the cardinals that he knew what was wrong. He said that the bad news was that it was a rare disorder of the testicles. He said that the good news was that all the Pope had to do to be cured was to have sex.
This didn’t go down well with the cardinals, who argued about it at length. Finally they went to the Pope together with the doctor and explained the situation.
After some thought, the Pope stated, “I agree, but under four conditions.” The cardinals were amazed, and there was quite an uproar. Suddenly a single voice was heard over the top of the noise: “And what are the four conditions?”
The room stilled. There was a long pause. The Pope replied, “First the girl must be blind, so that she cannot see with whom she is having sex. Second, she must be deaf, so that she cannot hear with whom she is having sex. And third she must be dumb so that if somehow she figures out with who she is having sex, she can tell no one.”
After another long silent pause another voice asked, “And the fourth condition?”
The Pope replied, “Big tits.”