Essential needs


A teacher goes around in her class asking each of the kids what they need at home.


Joey quips, “A computer!”

The teacher replies, “That would be very useful.”

Jenny says, “A new lawn mower.”

The teacher again replies, “That would also be very useful.”

Little Johnny pops up and says, “At my house we don’t need anything!”

The teacher asks him to think again carefully, as everybody needs something.

Little Johnny replies, “No, I’m sure we don’t. When the president was elected, I clearly remember my dad saying, ‘Well, that’s the last fucking thing we needed!’”

Thanks to Nirada

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