There was a little old man who was in very good shape…
…but noticed one morning that he was suntanned over his entire body with the exception of his penis…
So he went to the beach, completely undressed and buried himself in the sand except for his penis.
Just then, two old ladies were strolling along the sand, one walking with a cane. Upon seeing this thing sticking out of the sand she began to move it about with her cane, remarking to the other little old lady, “There ain’t hardly no justice in this world.“
The other little old lady asked“what do you mean by that?“
Well, she said:
When I was 20, I was curious about it.
When I was 30, I enjoyed it.
When I was 40, I asked for it.
When I was 50, I paid for it.
When I was 60, I prayed for it.
When I was 70, I forgot about it.
And now that I’m 80, the damn things are growing wild, and I’m too old to squat.
[I know, I know, not that great of a joke. But, I found it in a box of old stuff dated in the 1950s and 1960s]