Just bearable groaners


Do not trust atoms. They make up everything.


eBay is so useless. I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches.

I wrote a song about a tortilla. Actually it’s more of a wrap.

Those who get too big for their pants will be totally exposed in the end.

A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.

Prison is just one word for you, but for some people, it’s a whole sentence.

If you’re bad at haggling, you’ll end up paying the price.

Police were summoned to a day-care center where a three-year old was resisting a rest.

No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery.

Thanks to Kul, Shashi Tharoor’s column in The Khaleej Times and Subhan and Shanti

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