Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It’s time-consuming.
What type of sandals do frogs wears? Open toad.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the “P” is silent.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon account? Prime Mates.
What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
Why do the French like to eat escargots (snails)? Because they don’t like fast food!
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?” Because every play has a cast!
My uncle named his dogs Timex and Rolex. They’re his watch dogs.
What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner’s on me.
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
Where does Batman go to the bathroom? The batroom.
What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A little horse.
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells.
What did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato? Catch up!
Why didn’t the melons get married? Because they cantaloupe.
Thanks to Subhan and Shanti from World of Meditation, Seattle (worldofmeditation.com)
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