I got pulled over on the way back home from grabbing a McDonald’s with my niece.
I was going 12mph over the speed limit…
As the officer started walking up to my car, I rolled down all my windows. My adorable and apparently incredibly smart 7-year-old niece started screaming from the backseat, “It’s coming out! I can’t hold it any longer! It’s almost here!”
Now the trooper is hearing her scream and leans into the window and asks, “What’s going on here?”
My niece looks him dead in the face and says, “I’ve got poop coming outta my butt!”
He started laughing. And I was shocked and embarrassed!
He asked how far I had to go, which was about 3 miles home. He told me to drive safely and get Miss Pupu Butt home to do her business. And could not stop laughing…
As soon as we pulled away I asked my niece, “What was that about?”
She just smirked and said, “I saw it on YouTube but I didn’t think it would work.”
“So, you’re not pooping?”
“Nope, and you’re not in trouble either.”
Credit: Shalonda Lewis via FB
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