Frank was excited about his new rifle and decided to try bear hunting.
He travels up to Alaska, spots a small brown bear and shoots it. Right after, there is a tap on his shoulder. He turns around and sees a big black bear.
The black bear says, “That was a very bad mistake… that was my cousin and I’m going to give you two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have sex.”
After considering briefly, Frank decides to accede to the latter alternative. So the black bear has his way with Frank.
Even though he feels sore for two weeks, Frank soon recovers and vows revenge.
He heads out on another trip back to Alaska where he finds the black bear and shoots it dead. Right after, there is another tap on his shoulder. This time it’s a huge grizzly bear standing right next to him.
The grizzly says, “That was a big mistake, Frank. That was my cousin and you’ve got two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have rough sex.”
Again, Frank thinks it is better to cooperate with the grizzly bear than be mauled to death. So the grizzly has his way with Frank.
Although he survives, it takes him several months before recovering.
Now Frank is completely outraged and heads back to Alaska. He manages to track down that grizzly bear and shoots it. He feels that sweet revenge – but then, just moments later there is a tap on his shoulder. He turns around to find a giant polar bear standing there.
The polar bear looks at him very sadly and says, “Admit it, Frank. You don’t come here for the hunting, do you?”
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