Why was the jack-o’-lantern afraid to cross the road?
Q: Why was the jack-o’-lantern afraid to cross the road?
A: He had no guts.
Q: The maker of this product does not want it, the buyer does not use it and the user does not see it. What is it?
A: A coffin.
Q: What do you call a spider with 20 eyes?
A: A spiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiider. (Did you count them?)
Q: When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?
A: When you’re a mouse.
Q: What is a pause in work at a mortuary called?
A: A coffin break.
Q: What kind of monster loves to disco?
A: The boogieman.
Q: Why didn’t the scarecrow eat dinner?
A: He was already stuffed.
Q: What do you call a fat pumpkin?
A: A plumpkin.
Q: Are any Halloween monsters good at math?
A: No – unless you Count Dracula!
Q: How do you fix a broken jack-o’-lantern?
A: With a pumpkin patch.
Q: Why didn’t the zombie go to school?
A: He felt rotten.
Q: Why is a cemetery a great place to write a story?
A: Because there are so many plots there.
Q: What genre of music does a mummy like the best?
A: Wrap!
Q: Why do vampires have a hard time making friends?
A: Because they are a pain in the neck.
Q: What do ghosts tell around the campfire?
A: Scary human stories.
Q: How can you tell if a ghost is scared?
A: He’s white as a sheet.
Q: What is a zombie’s favorite appetizer?
A: Finger food!
Q: How did the jack-o’-lantern become a murderer?
A: He squashed someone.
Q: Why are monsters so into astrology?
A: They love reading their horror-scope.
Q: What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o’-lantern by its diameter?
A: Pumpkin Pi.
Q: What happens if you forget to pay your exorcist?
A: You get repossessed.
Q: How do you buy things on the dark web?
A: With crypt-ocurrency!
Q: What is the best Halloween pickup line?
A: Are you a ghost? Because you’ve been haunting my dreams.
Q: What do skeletons do at wild parties?
A: Pass around a joint.
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