Ahem…

Jokes

My wife sent me a text that said, “Your great.”

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My wife sent me a text that said, “Your great.”

So I naturally wrote back, “No, you’re great.”

She’s been walking around all happy and smiling.

Shall I tell her I was just correcting her grammar or leave it?

 

I’m not very good with Greek mythology. That’s my Hercules Heel.

 

I’m not very good at delegating.

I usually get someone else to do it for me.

 

(Two people studying for a Spanish test)

Person 1: How do you say, “Good” in Spanish?

Person 2: Muy Bien.

Person 1: That’s very good.

Person 2: Thanks!

 

It’s OK to talk to yourself. It’s even OK to answer yourself… But when you ask yourself to repeat what you just said – you have as problem!

 

Photo (detail) by Maria Luísa Queiroz on Unsplash

 

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